PHEAR MAH SKILLZ!
(nom nom nom)
*Translation: We went fishing today and I caught 2 hugemongous gar back to back, and then almost caught 4 more but they slipped the hook on the way in. I also somehow caught a channel cat on a slab lure, which was more than a little WTF. But given that every other time I have tried fishing since I moved to TX I have gotten skunked (landed some but it was either small Crappie or Bluegill, which isn't worth the extensive deboning time at that size IMHO, or they were too small for the legal limit period), so I'm feeling more than a little mighty right now.