Pick a word that begins with the first letter of your first name.
Madagascar. Probably because I am coughing.
Have you ever been in handcuffs?
Have you MET me?
Have you ever caught anything on fire?
A few things. Although the most impressive would have been setting myself on fire in front of a Xmas church service when I was a kid.
Are you bipolar?
Nope, just straight-up severe depression. I've joked before that I wish I was bipolar so I could get shit done half the time... all in jest though. I know better.
How long is your hair when it's wet?
To just below my waist/top of my butt.
What was the last thing you took a bite of?
What are you wearing on your feet?
...a cat, apparently. Hi, Palin.
How many times do you talk on the phone a day on average?
Actually talk as in have a deliberate conversation? Maybe 3 or 4 times a week, if that. "Be on the phone" as in have a conference call muted on headset while I ignore it and get actual work done? At least 2 hours a day.
Do you usually have weird dreams?
See Question 2.
Do you like your bed?
Hee hee hee hee hee hee.
How many times have you been to the ER?
Hm. 5 times as the patient. A few more as the person transporting/supporting the patient.
Do you log on to MySpace every day?
Pffft. I don't think I've been on there in 6 months.
Is your profile private? Why/why not?
Here? Or on MySpace? I don't know either way... I tend to hide my email address & phone but that's about it.
Do you drink pop?
IT IS THE WATER OF LIFE
What are you listening to?
I was listening to Jonathan Coulton's "Code Monkey", but now I'm just listening to the rain outside.
Have you ever been to NYC?
Yes! Which was almost the second time I was lit on fire, coincidentally enough. I'm sensing a theme to this questionnaire.
What are you thinking about right now?
A jumble of I'm so sick of coughing What chores do I have to do before people get here tonight Yay! It's raining! Road trip tomorrow Do I have enough laundry What do I need to get at the store before I go Should I clean catboxes tonight or tomorrow morning STOP COUGHING DAMMIT
What color is your keyboard?
BLACK LIKE MY SOUUUUUULLLLLL
Have you ever been on an airplane?
Oh yes. Love love love it even despite the TSA jackassery.
What's your stand on hunting?
Do it legally, do it honorably, and eat what you kill, unless you're protecting yourself or your loved ones from the inedible.
Marriage in your future?
Unless I kill him, I'm planning on staying that way, yes. ;)
Are you wearing socks?
Do you like your life?
It definitely has room for plenty of improvement, but I wouldn't trade it. I like the path it's on.
Do you have trust issues?
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Nope. Physical attraction, intellectual and emotional connection, an astounding mesh of copacetic personalities, yes. But I think actual love, like strata, requires time and weathering a storm or two.
In the past 72 hours have you been under the influence?
Ever liked someone in the military?
I'm about to drive half the length of Texas tomorrow to see Fox's graduation as an Army medic. Because I totally hate the bastard, yup, you betcha. ;)
How has this past week been for you?
Who was the last person you texted?
Last person of the opposite sex to give you a hug?
First person under 'J' on your cell phone?
Amusingly, NOT J. It sorts by last name, and... the only person I have under there, I just realized, is someone who's moved and that number is disconnected, so I actually don't have anyone under J. OK, who's the first person whose first name starts with J in my phone at all? *tap tap tap* Ha! Jennie Breeden!
Do you hate that person?
Totally! And if I ever see her again, like in a month, I'm going to force-feed her beer and throw her in the pool! RARR!!