Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes
takhisis

I love this cracked-out state, I really do

Me: Huzzah! Weather is sunny! I shall open all the windows and let the cool spring breeze refresh the house!

Weather: HEY THERE, MIND IF I COME ON IN AND BE ALL 85 DEGREES? THANKS! GOT ANY BEER?

Me: o_O

A/C: HEY WHOA is that my cue? WTF? I'm not supposed to have to wake up for 2 more months! Have some dust, vile wench!

Me: >.< *caff caff*

Many many wasps: WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU, BARBARA... *start bouncing off window screens*

Me: D:!! *slams all windows shut and hides under sofa forever*
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