Weather: HEY THERE, MIND IF I COME ON IN AND BE ALL 85 DEGREES? THANKS! GOT ANY BEER?
A/C: HEY WHOA is that my cue? WTF? I'm not supposed to have to wake up for 2 more months! Have some dust, vile wench!
Me: >.< *caff caff*
Many many wasps: WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU, BARBARA... *start bouncing off window screens*
Me: D:!! *slams all windows shut and hides under sofa forever*