Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes

On cooking

So we've got a few wild (or at least taking-a-year-off-university) patches of various herbs in the backyard. Now that I've gotten into cooking, I've started pillaging them when the need arises. Unfortunately, the backyard is NOT well-lit, except for the patio, pool, and directly in front of the garage.

I was in the midst of making dinner and drinking some wine, when was suddenly struck with inspiration. Realizing I'll need both my hands, I grab a pair of shears, stick them in my teeth pirate-style and dash into the office to grab my flashlight.

J.: What the HELL are you doing?
Me: >.>
Be vewwy vewwy kwiet. I'm hunting wosemawy. Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh!

And dashed off.

The fact that he hasn't had me dragged off and committed yet is a sign of Twu Wuv (amusing unintended synchronicity there).
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