Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes
takhisis

OK, maybe the waiting is making me a little crazy (posted to the WoW forums earlier)

Other ways to pass the time + vodka (with all apologies to The Beatles):

Wave Two, I want it bad
Take this sad 'lock, and send that letter
Remember (plz!) to invite me to your test
So I can start to make it better

Wave Two, don't make me wait
I was made to go out and level
And quest test, and fly out to remote parts
Just to make sure all your textures are beveled

And though it gives me so much pain, Wave Two, you refrain
And make me refresh until my eyes bleed
For well you know that I'm a fool, who pines and mewls
And will still stay glued to your newsfeed

(na na na na na
na na na na)

Wave Two, don't let me down
I've gone and opted, and patient, waited
And /cry'ed and gotten drunk as a fart
But still my need goes unabated

So send it out and let me in, Wave Two, begin
You're needing me for performance testing
And don't you know that it's so true, Wave Two, we two
Would plow through nighttime and work hours sans resting

(na na na na na
na na na na)

Yeah...

Wave Two, I want it bad
Take this sad 'lock, and send that letter
Remember (plz!) to invite me to your test
So I can start to make it better

(na na na na-na-na na
na-na-na na, Wave Two) x infinity

(For anyone who doesn't know the reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egWkplVD2kY)

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I may use this as a filk strip this week if I run out of other ideas. I swear, the stupid-ass song ideas that get stuck in my head until I create them...

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OK, rantinan, challenge ahoy! XD

Okay Blizz, you don't like the Beatles? I'll go more modern for ya.

Hey
Throw it out
I wanna beta key
I wanna beta key
Yeah
I'm obsessed
I wanna beta key
I wanna beta key

There might have been a time when I would hold myself above
Said "I don't need no beta, they don't need to show me love"
But now, here we are
So what do you want from me
To give me a beta key

I won't give up
I'm posting out loud
Just let me in
I won't let you down
I've primed my account
I'll pounce the second I'm unleashed
I'll keep checking account...
HEY!
Looking for Beta Key
Looking for Beta Key
Looking for Beta Key

Yeah, it's plain to see
The Beta's so beautiful
But there's plenty wrong with you
But me, I'm a geek
And I'll keep fixing you
Makin' you tick perfectly

Yeah, there might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
Sneered "I've got a REAL life"

Now I won't give up
I'm filking aloud
Just let me in
I won't stop clownin' around
I've set my sights
Got my mouse buttons greased
I'll keep F5'ing account...
HEY!
Looking for Beta Key
Looking for Beta Key
Looking for Beta Key

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Fqn9du7xo)

*Yes, I know they're account tags instead of keys this time, but the song just fit. XD
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