Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes
takhisis

Meme stolen from a few dear people

If I were a month, I’d be October.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be dusk.
If I were a planet, I’d be Pluto.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be an otter.

If I were a direction, I’d be behind you.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be my grandfather's dentist cabinet.
If I were a liquid, I’d be rum.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be alexandrite.
If I were a tree, I’d be a sequoia.

If I were a tool, I’d be duct tape.
If I were a flower, I’d be a calla lily.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be evening fog.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a cello.
If I were a color, I’d be black.

If I were an emotion, I’d be the stages of grief.
If I were a fruit, I’d be an aerlie apple.
If I were a sound, I’d be the ocean crashing on stone cliffs.
If I were an element, I’d be stone.
If I were a car, I’d be a hearse.

If I were a food, I’d be a Guinness beef stew.
If I were a place, I’d be the hidey-hole at the top of a stairwell.
If I were a material, I’d be crushed velvet.
If I were a taste, I’d be juniper and lemon.
If I were a scent, I'd be night-blooming jasmine.
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