Friend: I was there shopping and went for a cookie and I was wearing my Not Enough Coffee shirt and he was all "OH MY GOD I LOVE TWO LUMPS!" and was all squee! at me.
Friend: I know right?
Me: No, I totally have to go there now and be all BITCH BOW DOWN AND GIVE ME A FREE COOKIE!
Friend: Absolute power corrupts absolutely pettily, it would seem.
Me: Dude, FREE COOKIE. C'mon!