Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes
takhisis

If I could access Twitter directly from my brain

Today's feed would look something like this.

OMFG SNO! SNOOOOOOOOOW SNO SNO SNO! I dance in it!

Came back inside for shoes. SNO!

Kittens are very confused by Silent Falling Stuff From Sky. Have had to convince them several times that no, ninjas are black, and much larger.

It's pretty chilly in here. I'm getting some lap-time.

Uh, guys? I know it's cold and you're freaked, but I really can't fit more than one of you on my lap at once.

Whoever invents a way to convince cats to take turns needs a medal. This is ridiculous.

No SERIOUSLY, I can't fit all of you in my lap, and Raist is old and pissy and dislikes being stepped on, for which I do not blame him. Cut it out.

JESUS CHRIST THREE-CAT MOSH PIT ON MY CROTCH THAT'S IT EVERYONE OUT!

Now NOBODY gets a lap. Are you happy? This is why we can't have nice things! And why I am apparently reduced to working from home in a standing position for the remainder of the day. Christ.
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