Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes
takhisis

A bad sign for the course of the day.

Cats: FOOD FOOD FOOD WOMAN FOOD FOOD!

Me: Okay okay okay. Getting there. Gads.

CATS: FOOD FOOD FOOD WE WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!

Me: Good luck on that. *opens pantry*

Pantry: Yeah baby, I like that. Oh hey, notice my distinct lack of cat food!

Me: Uh-oh.

CATS: FOOD FOOD FOOD FOO what do you mean, "uh-oh"?

Me: There's no cat food.

Kittens: WE KNOW THIS IS WHAT WE ARE TRYING TO TELL YOU AND WHY WE ARE BEING THE FLYING BELLINIS OVER THE EMPTY DISHES!

Raistlin: When you say "no", I assume you are actually lapsing into some foreign language where it is the word for "plentiful"? Balinese, perhaps?

Me: Er...

Raistlin: You do realize I have tiny shivs built into my fingers, yes?

Me: OH LOOK, CANNED CHICKEN! HIGH IN PROTEIN, LOW-CARB, ALL KINDS OF GOOD FOR YOU for one meal anyway!

CATS: YAYYYYYY!

"E-Z Open" Pull-Top Can of Chicken: So hey, you know how people like to give ironic nicknames, right?

Me: *struggle struggle*

Palin: Here, I'll help! *makes flying leap onto my upper leg, digs shivs claws into flesh and begins to climb*

Me: AUUUGH! *spastically yanks at can lid*

Can Lid: FREEEEDOM! *bursts loose and tidily bifurcates the webbing of my thumb on the way by*

Me: @$%&*^#*)%$^@%)^&@!!!

Raistlin: I know THAT wasn't Balinese.

Tanin: YAY CHICKEN!

Palin: YAY BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT!

Me: Oh, kid. The wrong tree: you are barking it up.

Palin: Aw. HEY, CHICKEN!

Me: Yeah, I'm gonna go staunch this bleeding now.

Raistlin: You do that. Oh, and make a grocery list. Did you know we're out of cat food?
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