J.: There's no such thing!
Me: As long as there exists a butt, there will be a Biggest!
Me: It would be a butt the size of the entire world!
Trin: Or if the universe itself had a butt!
Me: Made of stars! All sparkly, like a vampire butt!
Trin: Would shooting stars be poo, then?
Me: No, shooting stars would just be farts... I think Universe poo would be actual meteors that crash into the Earth.
Trin: OMG! THE UNIVERSE POO'D SO HARD IT MADE A CRATER!
Me: AND IT WAS SO STINKY IT KILLED ALL THE TREES AROUND IT!
J.: What is WRONG with you two?
Trin: And it's GLOWING GREEN!
Me: Ye gods, Universe, what have you been eating?!
Trin: I AM the Universe, you know. I consume all things!
Me: This is true!
Trin: Like planets! And suns!
Me: That would explain the glowing.
Trin: AND COOKIES!