Guzzling rum, as you do. Barely into chapter one and already am screeching, howling, and generally having more fun than a barrel of... something. The line "I need that like I need a fourth nipple" literally knocked me out of my chair and scared the cat.
And my god, if I ever meet Dominic Armato I am going to pounce him, drag him back to a specially built dungeon, and have him fanned and foot-massaged by slaves while he does nothing but say "I'm Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate" for me all day.
EDIT: "You've got spunk, kid! Pirate spunk!"