Sooo... chaobell just turned me on to the existence of the Auto-Meme. Basically it randomly combines bits and pieces of every LJ, 4Chan, PAForums, etc. meme since the dawn of the Intertubes into hilarious and often amazingly sensible declarations.
So far my favorites have been "JESUS CHRIST IT'S A MULLET GET IN THE CAR!" and "O HAI I HER U LEIK NAZIS".
EDIT: "I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY BUTTS: COVERED IN DUDES" just made me strain something laughing.
EDIT2: "JESUS CHRIST IT'S A CHRISTIAN GET IN THE CAR"