Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes
takhisis

Some people have no sense of humor.

I can't stop laughing!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Where you from?
You: *ring ring ring ring ring ring ring*
You: BANANAPHONE!
You: Texas, yourself?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: *ring ring ring ring ring ring ring*
You: BANANAPHONE!
You: ...
Stranger: -picks up-
Stranger: hello?
You: I'm sorry, I can't hear you, you have a banana in your ear.
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ground Control to Major Tom
Stranger: Major Tom to Ground Control
Stranger: WHATS THE SITUATION
You: Dude, there's some guy here who wants to know the brand of shirts you wear.
You: Is he a stalker or something? Over.
You: I mean, we have MP's ready to deal with this.
Stranger: If he was a stalker, he would know already. Over.
You: I'm just asking, do we give this guy a beatdown or not? Over.
Stranger: Go for it
Stranger: over
You: Sweet. BRB, curb-stomping NASA-style.
You: Over.
You: Man, that guy was a puss.
Stranger: That was quick
You: Seriously. One rifle stock to the gut and he went down like your sister on prom night.
You: Over.
Stranger: . . . 
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi there!
Stranger: supppppppppp
Stranger: how you doin
You: Pretty awesome
Stranger: that's not cool
You: Drinking wine, messing with people :)
Stranger: i'm pretty lonely
You: aw.
Stranger: messing with people??
Stranger: how so
You: just getting on here pretending to be batman and such ;)
Stranger: that's fked up
Stranger: my mom was batman
You: DUDE I DID BATMAN?!
You: HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO BLOG ABOUT THIS BRB
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you the very model of a modern major general?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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