Recently I was howling with laughter over their attempt to make kids stop eating fish by renaming them "sea kittens" and writing kids' stories about them... where the
Because THAT'S going to make a 6-year-old want to be nice to fish, right? Tell them that Charlie the Tuna wants to kill and eat Fluffy and you! Nighty-night!
But their most recent attempt to
I have to admit, I've played it 5 times already because I am a sick and horrible person. But some of their "reality" effects are HILARIOUS. Did you know eggs are full of blood and feathers that burst out when you crack them? Also, when preparing a turkey, you leave the pinfeathers on, and make sure to remove the head only AFTER you've stuffed it. Make sure you didn't drain the blood out of the carcass either! Also, basting a turkey causes it to break out in diseased yellow boils. Trufax!
Of course, at the end you "convince" Mama to mend her ways and "go veg!" (Even if you were giggling gleefully whilst ripping out the turkey's organs), and you get to make a "tofu turkey". No, not even a Tofurkey. This thing bears as much resemblance to a turkey as a codfish does to a Scottish Fold. From what the game tells us, it's a block of tofu torn into moist wads, patted into a featureless mound, basted with a nameless brown "vegan liquid" and then randomly baked until it resembles a fecal zit the size of a basketball, at which point it magically sprouts carrots and you are treated to a .gif of Cooking Mama gleefully
I don't think she's learned yet.