Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes
takhisis

An evening in the life

J: I'm drunk!
Me: A jolly good way to be!
J: I'm going to cook a combination of [x] and [y]!
Me: Uh-huh.
J: Hey! Aren't you supposed to be the voice of reason, here?
Me: You're combining [x] and [y]? At just past midnight? After drinking?
J: Yup.
Me: I have... three, no, four, wait, and a half... um...
J: Er?
Me: I'm in a grammatical conundrum.
J: Do your best.
Me: I have only one encapsulated theoretic phrase and three additional words for you!
J: Yes?
Me: "4:15 A.M.: It's Your Asshole."
J: Well then. Noted, and additionally: FIE!
Me: You ignore my omen?
J: Yes. This looks tasty. And how bad could it possibly be?
Me: Can I put that on your tombstone?
J: Yes.
Me: Can I put that on LJ?
J: NO.
Me: ...can I technically REFER to it?
J: Oh fine.

EDIT: Oh christ and he's put Parmesan cheese on it.
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