Me: A jolly good way to be!
J: I'm going to cook a combination of [x] and [y]!
J: Hey! Aren't you supposed to be the voice of reason, here?
Me: You're combining [x] and [y]? At just past midnight? After drinking?
Me: I have... three, no, four, wait, and a half... um...
Me: I'm in a grammatical conundrum.
J: Do your best.
Me: I have only one encapsulated theoretic phrase and three additional words for you!
Me: "4:15 A.M.: It's Your Asshole."
J: Well then. Noted, and additionally: FIE!
Me: You ignore my omen?
J: Yes. This looks tasty. And how bad could it possibly be?
Me: Can I put that on your tombstone?
Me: Can I put that on LJ?
Me: ...can I technically REFER to it?
J: Oh fine.
EDIT: Oh christ and he's put Parmesan cheese on it.