Me: I hear you. I'm SO tired.
J.: I'm so tired I'm comprised completely of Tiredonium molecules.
Me: Well, I was bitten by a radioactive Tired spider!
J.: Oh yeah? My parents, on the planet Tiredon, placed me as a tired infant in a Tired rocket and sent me to Earth!
Me: MY PARENTS! ARE DEAD! FROM BEING TIRED!
J.: ...DAMMIT! Fucking Batman.