Friends: Yeah, ok, seen it.
J.: But have you seen Anime Hell 0?
Friends: Oooh, train wreck!
Me: O hay, I've never seen this in the altogether, just as bits. I'll watch too!
Anime Hell 0: RANDOM TELESCOPING GIANT ROBOT COCK AT SCREEN!
Me: AWK! *lunges backwards in chair instinctively away from the HD screen*
Chair: O hai, you forgot Greg snapped the back off me last party?
Me: DOUBLE AWK! *Falls backwards into a flailing 98-degree backbend with an overfilled drink in one hand*
Friends: Holy shit, are you okay?!
Me: ...I have rum in my ear.
Me: CAN SOMEONE TAKE THIS?!
katballou, sabrarosa and encephelopathy: Sure! Dude! Here!
whitetigergeek, zaaphiel and jfalstaff: *falling over each other laughing*
Me: Consecutively, I love you, and I will slay you in your sleep.