Me: I'VE BEEN FIGHTING WITH THIS @$#&ING COMPUTER FOR HOURS AND THE @&%*(^ING HD WON'T BOOT BUT I CAN GET WIN TO BOOT FROM CD BUT THEN IT SAYS IT CAN'T IDENTIFY THE #^*%^#ING HD IT JUST TRIED TO BOOT FROM AND I AM GOING TO LIGHT IT ON FIRE AGGGGGH!
J.: ...you've got the HD plugged into the slave cable.
Me: Well yeah, but I've got it unjumpered so it should override cable boot as single master.
J.: For BIOS, yeah, it'll do that. But for WINDOWS...
Me: ...*headdesk x1,000*
Me: Thank you for helping fix the computer. *smeks J.'s shaved head*
J.: *playing Dawn of War* Mmm. Love you back.
*30 seconds later*
J.: Hey, baby, get your hot ass OVER here!
Me: ...wow, that was sudden! o_O
J.: Huh? Oh, no, I was talking to the mech. *points at screen*
Me: ...our marriage, ladies and gentlemen.