Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes
takhisis

Whoo doggies!

Me: Hmm, I'm feeling kinda single-player. I think I'll fire up the Sims... oh hey, I haven't played with the political household in a while! This should be fun.

J.: Okay then.

Me: So, it's a Saturday, which means they're off work, and Obama's wants are OH HOLY CHRIST.

J.: ?!

Me: Huckabee and McCain are making out in the bathroom! I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING I SWEAR!

*shortly thereafter*

J.: *looks over* OH MY GOD WHAT.

Me: They're, um, dancing to pop music.

J.: WHY IS HILLARY WATCHING IN HER UNDERWEAR.

Me: I DON'T KNOW. Oh good, now they're making out in front of her.

J.: I DEMAND YOU STOP WHAT IS POTENTIALLY ABOUT TO HAPPEN.

Me: Bow chikka wow wow...

J.: DO I HAVE TO GROUND YOU OR SOMETHING?!

J.: So wait, where's Obama? He's just trying to sleep over there...

Me: "WILL YOU THREE SHUT THE HELL UP WITH YOUR CRAZY WHITE PEOPLE ANTICS?"
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