1. Is it possible to be allergic to the sun?
2. J. has a HILARIOUS jaw-drop face. When he saw the extent of this evening's outbreak it was like he channeled Wile E. Coyote.
3. Newest WTF attack site: Not feet. Not face. Armpits. ARMPITS, PEOPLE.
3a. Wait, scratch that, now one's trying to form between my eyebrows. I have moved from allergen tramp stamp to allergen bindi. Egads.
