Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes
takhisis

Hive Wars III: Bride of Irony

*ring ring*
encephelopathy: Yello?
Me: I'm allergic to oatmeal!
encephelopathy: Wait, what?!
Me: I took an oatmeal bath to get rid of the last of the hives and instead now my whole back has exploded!
encephelopathy: Holy shit! That's seriously crazy.
Me: So yeah, not making it over, as I can't put on a bra or shirt at the moment.
encephelopathy: Well I suppose technically you could TRY driving without...
Me: Most awkward traffic stop EVAR.
encephelopathy: Yeeeeah.
Me: I'm wondering if I somehow spontaneously acquired celiac disease. Because that would be the most ironic home treatment attempt in the history of everything.
encephelopathy: At least you're not covered in BEEEEEES!
Me: But I am covered in hives, and bees COME from hives, so it's only a matter of time.
encephelopathy: And then you break out in Eddie Izzard.
Me: Now THAT I am down with.

EDIT: I am now using the "That'll give you bees" icon for any hive-related posts, just because.
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