Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes
takhisis

"Maybe I'm the one/maybe I'm the one who is/a schizophrenic psycho"

Scene: Just past midnight. A bedroom.

Weather: SUDDEN ROARING THUNDER AND HAIL THE SIZE OF MARBLES BASHING ON YOUR WINDOWS AND SKYLIGHTS MOO HOO HA HA!

Body, suddenly awakened: BWAH!

Brain, not yet awake at all: ZOMGTHEALIENSARESHELLINGUSPROTOCOLPROTOCOLGETTOTHETOWERBEFORETHEYRELEASETHENANOVIRUSGETTOTHETOWERGOGOGOGOGOGO!

Body: *leaps out of bed and charges towards where brain was just dreaming the door of the military bunker was*

Armoire: Y HELO THAR!

Me: OW, FUCK! *sits down suddenly, clutching shoulder and face*

Brain: *wakes up* What's going on? What did you just do? Wow, that was DUMB.

Me: I hate you SO MUCH.
Tags: humor, metaquotes
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