J. has got CNN on live feed on his computer on the other side of the room, which I am listening to vaguely. (I'm mainly focusing on rabidly refreshing the actual precinct numbers.) One of their main correspondents has the same name as me. So every minute or so they keep going "And what do you think about this, (name here)?" And I jerk up going "What? Who? The Louisiana Purchase! 1842! The Cotton Gin! I was excused from this test, I have a doctor's note!"