Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes
takhisis

this is why we're married.

J. is playing Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, I'm playing WoW.

Me: *getting massively killed* Fuck! FUCK!
J.: Fuck?
Me: FUCK!
Me: ...Mother-motherfuck, mother-motherfuck-fuck motherfuck motherfuck noise noise NOISE! One, two, one two three four! Noise, noise, noise, smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beers, drinkin' beers beers BEERS! Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts, who smokes the blunts? WE SMOKE THE BLUNTS!
J.: ...are you okay?
Me: ROLLIN' BLUNTS AND SMOKIN'-- um, yeah. Just needed to get that out of my system.
J.: Oooo-kay then.

Hell, he's lucky I didn't start singing "Jungle Love". XD
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