Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes
takhisis

Daily email exchange

Sometimes I wonder if anyone else has these kinds of conversations at work.

J: Just got the weirdest damn craving.

I want a glass of Guinness and a bowl of Swedish meatballs.

*checks for fever*

Me: ...you're pregnant!

You whore! Who's the mother?!

J: I THINK IT WAS YOU.

Me: Bull! I know for a fact that at last testing my sperm count was zero! You floozie!

J: I'VE BEEN PUTTING FERTILITY DRUGS IN YOUR DIET COKE.

Me: U LIE I AIN'T YO BABYMOMMA

J: I'M KEEPING THIS CHILD

Me: I WANT A DNA TEST WE ARE GOING ON MAURY BEEYOTCH

I kind of feel sorry for anyone monitoring my email at work. XD
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