1. commercial for Yahoo music paid service
2. some commercial for I don't know what the hell (which proves they fail at brand recognition) but it's some kind of food, and their final tagline is "You're not drooling, it's your taste buds weeping for joy."
Which both J. and I went "...euuurgh!" at. That is memorable in itself, sure, but in a "that's totally repulsive" way and not any way that makes you remember the product or want to buy it.
So last night J. and I are watching a movie.
J.: "OK, pause it, I need to hit the restroom."
Me: *as he is just entering the bathroom* "Just remember, you're not peeing, it's your bladder weeping for joy!"
J.: "...WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!"
J.: "SERIOUSLY, I CAN'T PEE NOW."
I an an evil, evil person.