Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes

This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Externally I am coated in:
- Ratty cutoffs and tee shirt
- several layers of white glue
- painter's paper
- newspaper
- spray paint
- crazy (instabond) glue
- cat hair
- me-hair
- other color spray paint
- 500 squashed mosquitoes
- one horribly unlucky caterpillar
- cardboard shavings
- fiberglass fluff
- resin
- more cat hair
- more spray paint

Internally I am coated in:
- 5,000 gallons of stomach acid
- one cold leftover fast-food potato-cheese-nugget that is VILE when cold and leftover, hence its singleness
- 2 3 layers of rum & coke
- enough crazy adrenaline to power a small country

Need wiring. Need electrical tape. Need to cut up medical tubing. Mad, they called me, MAD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

Ye gods, I hope I don't fuck this up at the last minute or I'll feel a right eejit.
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