Me: *staggers back in the house, giggling maniacally*
J.: What's up?
Me: You know those huge lighted nativity standups that the previous owners left behind?
Me: Well, when we had the hedges trimmed last time, the workers stacked some of them against the wall in a rather... unfortunate manner.
J.: What, are the reindeer humping or something?
Me: No, but we currently have a wise man fisting a camel.
Me: I didn't toss them, I think I want to leave them like that and then just plug them in that way this December.
J.: ...you are a bad, bad person.
Me: WAH HA HAAAAA!
*Due to stupid HOA-type restrictions, you're only allowed to put your bulk stuff out something like 48 hours before pickup, which is approximately 6:30 AM on the 4th Monday of the month. So if you had anything else to do that weekend or just end up getting busy with other things, you usually end up missing your window for the month.