J.: Darnit. I just got a copy of F.E.A.R. for cheap but even though my comp stats say it will run it, it runs like CRAP.
Me: oooh. I know how that is, that's like when I bought Oblivion. technically my comp would run it but it was like 2 frames per minute.
J.: This SUCKS!
Me: Welllll... I can be Good Wife or I can be Horrible Using You Wife.
Me: Well, with your half of the AnimeFest profits, You can go to Best Buy and get a video card that will play your new game decently.
Me: OR, with the TOTAL of our AnimeFest profits, I can go buy a REALLY REALLY NICE new video card for MY computer!
J.: ..why would I be in favor of this?
Me: Because then when I got really really awesome new card or MY comp, I'd give you my old one to put in your computer, which would cost you retail several hundred dollars more than what you could buy with your share for the profits.
Me: THIS is why I'm evil.
J.: So I see.