Bright, clownish, yellow-and-red striped cans. Emblazoned with a drawing of Hulk Hogan, as if he were drawn by a 12-year-old on meth. "Hogan Energy! Powered by SOCKO!" I gaped. This could NOT be real. It was some over-the-top parody, like Slurm or something.
Of course I had to buy it. Wouldn't you?
It's... not fantastic, but not bad, surprisingly. I couldn't tell you if it actually tastes like the Hulkster, having never personally licked him. I'll let you guys know if I have any strange side effects, like tearing off yellow tank-tops or hunting down the Iron Sheik.