Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes

Living in a parody

I was at the store the other day and decided to pick up some energy drinks for first thing in the morning, since goodness knows I'm needing them these days. As I'm looking over the normal selection, something completely unreal catches my eye.

Bright, clownish, yellow-and-red striped cans. Emblazoned with a drawing of Hulk Hogan, as if he were drawn by a 12-year-old on meth. "Hogan Energy! Powered by SOCKO!" I gaped. This could NOT be real. It was some over-the-top parody, like Slurm or something.

Of course I had to buy it. Wouldn't you?

It's... not fantastic, but not bad, surprisingly. I couldn't tell you if it actually tastes like the Hulkster, having never personally licked him. I'll let you guys know if I have any strange side effects, like tearing off yellow tank-tops or hunting down the Iron Sheik.
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