Raist: MOM MOM OMG HELP HELP MOM!
Me: You still have food from breakfast.
Raist: NO OMG FIRE FLOOD DISASTER COME QUICK!
Me: Are you serious?
Raist: *does anxious Timmy's-fallen-in-the-well dance*
Me: *gets up*
Raist: *bolts out of room*
Me: *follows* Oh my gosh... I know Caramon couldn't have gotten out, I didn't hear anything break, I wonder what--
Raist: LOOK LOOK OMG MOST PERFECT SUNBEAM EVAR! *flops*
Raist: YAYYYYYY OK it can be floor pettins tiem nao plz.
Me: You have GOT to be shitting me.
Me: Cat, I am in the middle of working...
Raist: *iz ferociously cute*
Me: *sigh* Oh, all right. *flops and rubs kitteh belleh*
~Five minutes later~
Me: Ahh, I needed that break.
Raist: Ah-durr, human.
Me: *gets up* Arright, back to work.
Raist: Ahem? I think you're mistaken, my divine belly and the sunbeam are both still present. Make with the continued worship.
Me: Nope, sorry cat. Back to the grind for me. *heads back to office*
Raist (from other room): RA WILL SMITE YOU, WOMAN!