Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes


Oh. My God. When they find my poor body in the morning, face purple, eye bulging, ribs shattered, I want to leave this memoir so that the world may know exactly why I literally laughed myself TO DEATH.

Well, as an introduction, weepingcock is officially my new favorite community in the entire known universe. In case you couldn't tell by the name, it's probably NSFW although only for language reasons. It's a community to spork the worst of the worst when it comes to literary sex scenes, from the worst purple prose of romance novels to the most anatomically-ignorant junior-high fanfic. Since I discovered it a few days ago it's kept me literally curled up in my chair howling with laughter, both at the horrible examples and the brilliant commentary.

The one that will ultimately bring about my doom, however, is probably this one, smut dating from back in the 1800's. When James asked me what I was wheezing about, I literally staggered out of my chair and could only feebly point at the screen, because I was laughing too hard to speak.

AHARR! It will be the end of me.
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