AHAHAHAHAAAA!!

Oh my god. Have cracked ribs laughing. Keyboard is soaked in wine. Cat is traumatized.

The worst vanity-press children's PSA book ever.

Totally safe for work as long as you can hide the frantic wheezing and flailing of poorly-disguised hysterical laughter from your boss.

EDIT: Totally ganked from

harley, btw. All finder credit goes to him!