Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes
takhisis

WAIT WUT.

Woot is now showing the screaming monkey with no siren lights... the WootOff is over and NO BANDOLIER OF CARROTS?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!



I have had a few glasses of wine and I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS! RARR TAK SMASH GRR SNARL!

Seriously, just NO. This like buying the all-night special from a prostitute and at the last minute they tell you "sorry, orgasms are extra and we don't have any openings for 2 more months. Seriously, see the crazy glue? Everything's closed."

I want to go burn down a Woot warehouse now*. Or a brothel. Metaphors are good.

I'm kidding, no prostitutes were harmed in the making of this rant. I don't have the budget for S&M right now.

*EDIT: J.: You know, Woot's warehouse is like 20 minutes from here.

Me: Seriously?

J.: Totally, I looked it up.

Me: ...Shut up. Jiminy Cricket is roundhousing me in the back of the head. You SUCK.
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