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My ego needs defibrillation.
Me: *stumbles into the office just after waking up*
J: How're you doing?
Me: ...had a weird dream about LOST.
J: Sign you're an addict #2,378.
Me: Also realized something.
Me: Charlie's addicted to heroin, right?
Me: So that would make him "Charlie Horse"?
J: ...I think you need to go back to bed. And never speak of this again.