J.: Well, I mean, I've always heard OF it, but I've never actually SEEN it.
Me: You know, me neither. I'll see if they have it.
J.: Probably not, but it never hurts to check...
J.: They have it?!
J.: What's wrong?
Me: They don't have it, but my search result for some reason returned "Basic Math: Lesson 11: Using the Calculator."
Me: I KNOW!