Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes
takhisis

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It could happen.

Weather report repeatedly over the last 24 hours: "Current temperature: bitch-ass cold. Feels like: HOLY SHIT COLD. Chance of precipitation: No way, no how, nuh uh. You all have to go to work today. No snow for you. Suckers."

Me: Meer meer brr chatter meer. *goes downstairs to the convenience store*
Cashier: Hey, how's it going?
Me: Cold cold meer. So, is it snowing yet? Ha ha ha!
Cashier: I wish, right? Ha ha ha! *looks at window*
Outside: *is snowing*
Me & Cashier: o_O
Me: *looks up at ceiling* I SAY, HAS THAT MILLION DOLLARS BEEN DEPOSITED TO MY BANK ACCOUNT YET? HA! HA! HA!
Cashier: *staring out window* ...dude, let me know if that works.
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