Me: Meer meer brr chatter meer. *goes downstairs to the convenience store*
Cashier: Hey, how's it going?
Me: Cold cold meer. So, is it snowing yet? Ha ha ha!
Cashier: I wish, right? Ha ha ha! *looks at window*
Outside: *is snowing*
Me & Cashier: o_O
Me: *looks up at ceiling* I SAY, HAS THAT MILLION DOLLARS BEEN DEPOSITED TO MY BANK ACCOUNT YET? HA! HA! HA!
Cashier: *staring out window* ...dude, let me know if that works.