Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes

Aaaaaaand I'm done.

Random email:

Subject: kneecaps Top of the morning to you! :)

How's yourself?

When I was growing up I noticed that my penis was always way smaller than the other guys in the shower rooms.
I always felt so inadequate and ashamed.
One day when I was surfing around the net I wound up at your site somehow.
It's the best thing that could have happened to me.
No more embarrassment!
My confidence levels are soaring!
I feel like I'm on top of the world now because I don't have to worry about feeling so small.
My erection has grown from 4.5 inches to 7 inches.
I can't quite believe it, it almost seems too good to be true, but it's real.
thanks so much.

Richard, United Kingdom

Yes, I KNOW it's spam. But part of my brain is dancing around in shrieking, hand-flapping horrified laughter at the idea that some British zoophile stumbled across Two Lumps and it solved his erectile/teeny-weenie issues and he really is writing us a heartfelt letter of thanks.

I don't want to know how the kneecaps enter into it.
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