Me: Uh, you remember how I'm supposed to be finding one of those long bike flag things for the award project?
Me: Turns out they're called "whip flags".
Me: And remember they specifically wanted me to find some way of attaching it to a cube wall instead of a bike?
CW: Uh huh?
Me: Just... don't google "whip + mount". Seriously.
Me: If IT Security comes for me, I'll be in the ladies' room scrubbing my brain.