Just because I like The Muppet Show does not mean I want The Chappelle Show, The Bernie Mac Show, or, gods help us all, The Larry Sanders Show.
Just because I loved Soul Kitchen, whose main characters happen to be gay, does not mean I want "hardcore erotic"... er... what would the all-male version of "bodice-rippers" be called? Pantaloon-rippers? I guess that term would be appropriate, since the cover art makes it look like these guys are smuggling badgers in their pants.
And for the love of Pete, since I gave 5 stars to "Vampire Hunter D", you recommend... TOM SAWYER?
I mean it, Amazon. Put DOWN the pipe. Take a deep breath. Okay? Okay.