Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes
takhisis

We're genteel.

Me: Okay, episode of Family Guy is over, I'm going to go to BUUUARRrrrrarrruUUUugggghhhhhARRRGGUUUHHHH!
J.: JESUS!
Me: AGGH!
J.: The hell?!
Me: I think I strained something I don't even have!
J.: I've never heard anyone belch in harmony with themselves before! That was amazing!
Me: Ow, my squeedlyspooge!
J.: THAT WAS SO HOT.

So, now I know what it takes to turn guys on. Inadvertently burping so hard you give yourself internal hemorrhaging.
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