I hanker for a hunk o' cheese!
Sunshine on a stick!
You Are What You Eat!
No Time For Breakfast!
Have a Quick Snack!
And in the same vein, but without out potato-like consuming mentor:
Don't Drown Your Food!</>
The Chopper, who advocated that somehow eating hard foods would make your teeth stonger intead of chipping them.
I just wish I could get recordings of the old Charlie & Humphrey PSAs from KTVU in northern Cali. "I apologize for pokin' youse in the nose! *thpt*" "Glue! I'm gonna need LOTSA glue!"