Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes
takhisis

The war in my head

Brain Part A: YAY DAY OFF!
Brain Part B: YAY DAY OFF!
A: Sooo much to do! Early start!
B: YAY NO ALARM! *ZZZ*
A: HEY WAI--

*4 hours later*

B: Ugh, why did I dream about Bea Arthur licking my feet?
A: HA! Revenge! Now, up and at'em!
B: No.
A: First we'll... what?
B: Don't wanna. 'S day off. Not doin' nuffin.
A: But... but... free time!
B: No. Lazy.
A: TIME!
B: LAZY!
A: TIME!
B: LAZY!
A: We're going to regret this tomorrow when there are a ton of things to do on top of a full day of work AND class.
B: Bitch, please. Name something.
A: Dishes.
B: Already done.
A: Laundry.
B: Ditto.
A: We should go to the post office...
B: If I mail the packages from work tomorrow they'll actually get there faster.
A: Garage?
B: Kept it tidy since the last big mega-cleaning months ago.
A: Um, yardwork?
B: Trimmed the roses on Saturday.
A: Weeding?
B: We have groundcover.
A: ...we could dust?
B: BITCH ARE YOU HIGH?
A: ...
B: And before you even start, the vaccuum has a broken belt which I've already ordered a replacement for, the pool is clean, toys are all put away, bathrooms have been scrubbed, bills are paid, books are shelved, cats are spoiled. There is absolutely NO reason left for me to have to venture out of my comfy air-conditioned cave of bathrobe-y utter loafitude.
A: We're out of Eclipses.
B: ...
B: DIEPLZKTHX.
A: O hey! And while we're out, you should...
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