Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes
takhisis

O FOUL!

AGGGGGGH!

While at the store I'd noticed a sale on cup-o-noodles in some flavors I hadn't seen before, so I decided to give it a try. (Hey, 99 cents!) Tonight I was hungry enough to attempt Spicy Cheese Flavor.

FAUGH.

This vile slop tastes like the God of Doritos wanked off onto a ramen packet, sodomized it with frozen corn, then anointed it with cheap vodka.

No wait, that last bit's what I'm using to get the taste out of my mouth. BLRGXTH.

*ptoo ptoo*

I am now going to shave my tongue.
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