While at the store I'd noticed a sale on cup-o-noodles in some flavors I hadn't seen before, so I decided to give it a try. (Hey, 99 cents!) Tonight I was hungry enough to attempt Spicy Cheese Flavor.
This vile slop tastes like the God of Doritos wanked off onto a ramen packet, sodomized it with frozen corn, then anointed it with cheap vodka.
No wait, that last bit's what I'm using to get the taste out of my mouth. BLRGXTH.
I am now going to shave my tongue.