I'd like to know why Uncle Bob left this to his nephew in the first place...
I'm not sure what hurts my brain more... the concept (throw money into an advertising investment that will have no return for 50 years!), the photo, or the fact that she thinks her tombstone will be around for "millions of year!"
"SURELY A FAVOURITE FANTASY FOR EVERY MAN ON THE PLANET!" Um... show of hands?
"I can't be arsed to housetrain my dog and my mom is going to kick me out over it so please buy me a house for my dog to piss in."
Uh... dude, I think you can describle all of it as "soft and unused."