Discussing the theory of a mass outage being internal sabotage between merging companies:
J: [Company A] vs. [Company B] gang wars. West Side IT Locos, vato.
Me: "When you're a tech, you're a tech all the way..."
J: "...from your first FORMAT /U to your last RAID Array!"
Me: "When you're a tech, let 'em bitch all they can / you got networks around, you're controlling the WAN!"