Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes


WoW chat is much more amusing when I've had a couple of beers. Went to check out the new carnival tonight.

"Okay, looking for an alcoholic frog. Drunken frog, drunken frog, checking the basement, OH HI DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOUR SATANIC OR WHATEVER RITUAL LEAVING NOW BYE!"

Randomly, in General:

Person 1: "You know, I really don't know how there are so many dwarves. Dwarf women just aren't that hot naked. I've seen them. Everything's covered in beard."
Person 2: "Are you sure it wasn't a dwarf guy?"
Person 1: "EW! YES!"
Person 2: "How could you tell?"
Person 1: "..."
Person 3: "Hey... where the hell am I?"
Person 2: "IOWA!"

I don't know why, the non sequiteur just slayed me completely. XD
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