"Okay, looking for an alcoholic frog. Drunken frog, drunken frog, checking the basement, OH HI DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOUR SATANIC OR WHATEVER RITUAL LEAVING NOW BYE!"
Randomly, in General:
Person 1: "You know, I really don't know how there are so many dwarves. Dwarf women just aren't that hot naked. I've seen them. Everything's covered in beard."
Person 2: "Are you sure it wasn't a dwarf guy?"
Person 1: "EW! YES!"
Person 2: "How could you tell?"
Person 1: "..."
Person 3: "Hey... where the hell am I?"
Person 2: "IOWA!"
I don't know why, the non sequiteur just slayed me completely. XD