Article the Second: The pool is awesome.
Article the Third: Mel has every right to officially Flip The Fuck Out when, upon taking the first bath in the large tub, discovers that several palmetto bugs/flying roaches have been languishing in the overflow drain as they eagerly clamber out to take a dip in the tub WITH her.
Addendum A to Article III: I officially apologize to anyone in the metroplex whose dogs I may have deafened with my supersonic vocal exercises in reaction to the referenced incident.
Addendum B to Article III: LAFR* ability managed to upgrade itself to full-on Bullet Time, I think.
*Levitate Away From Roach: my innate instinct/ability to automatically propel myself several feet away from any seen roach in a directly opposing line, including straight up.