Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes

State of the Moving Address

Article the First: We currently have no internet at home, so once I leave work (in about 90 minutes) I'll be incommunicado via LJ or email. This may be resolved over the weekend, but may not. If you need to get ahold of us, call the house or J's cell.

Article the Second: The pool is awesome.

Article the Third: Mel has every right to officially Flip The Fuck Out when, upon taking the first bath in the large tub, discovers that several palmetto bugs/flying roaches have been languishing in the overflow drain as they eagerly clamber out to take a dip in the tub WITH her.

Addendum A to Article III: I officially apologize to anyone in the metroplex whose dogs I may have deafened with my supersonic vocal exercises in reaction to the referenced incident.

Addendum B to Article III: LAFR* ability managed to upgrade itself to full-on Bullet Time, I think.

*Levitate Away From Roach: my innate instinct/ability to automatically propel myself several feet away from any seen roach in a directly opposing line, including straight up.
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