Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes
takhisis

Darn right.

Free Will Astrology has finally given me a horoscope that isn't along the lines of "Oh, you're going to face a crisis decision, and if you pick wrong you'll screw up your whole life, but if you try to do anything to prepare for it ahead of time you'll ruin it by default, P.S. HA HA HA."

This week for Gemini:
"A young goth woman was weaving her bicycle through heavy traffic. She was talking on a cell phone with her left hand and smoking a cigarette with her right. Watching from my Honda, I marveled at how well she maneuvered without the guiding influence of her hands on the handlebars. I stopped next to her at a red light, and was further impressed when she pulled out a candy bar and a small book of poems by Charles Baudelaire. For a minute or so, she smoked, ate, read, and chatted on her phone. Just before the light changed, I leaned out the window and said, "You're not a Gemini, are you?" "Yeah," she replied. "Of course. How did you know?" I knew because not only are you the zodiac's best multitasker, you're also at the very peak of your ability to do five things at once."

Not much in the way of horoscope, but a terribly apt metaphor for my life these days. ;)
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