Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes
takhisis

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B'day booty-dance

Thanks to everyone who sent me well-wishes today! (Even those who mentioned they were threatened into it...)

On an amusing note, the universe is conspiring to have me chuck the diet* today.

Me: La la la, green tea and almonds, O what a good girl am I...

Coworkers: YAY BIRTHDAY! We're taking you out to super-fabulous Mexican Restaurant, home of massive cheese & tortillas! YAY!

Me: YAY! Um, well, I can probably find something on the menu that's on my "allowed list" and will avoid the temptations...

Friends: YAY BIRTHDAY! We're taking you to the club to PAR-TAY and carouse and buy you many many drinks!

Me: YAY! Well, I'm not SUPPOSED to have alcohol, but I suppose a few later tonight won't hurt...

Corporate broadcast email: YAY SUMMER! We're having an all-employee celebration out on the quad today from 4:30 - 6:30! FREE BEER AND MARGARITAS FOR ALL EMPLOYEES!

Me: ...

Fate: IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, FOOL. CUT LOOSE ALREADY.

Me: Yes'm.

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* Just for clarity, it's not a weight-loss diet. It's an "attempting to treat/control rampaging intestinal flora that are making me moderately ill" diet. Hence why I was putting up an argument at all. ;)
Tags: candida, humor
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